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(A/N) omigosh this is our first fic so dn’t be mean!!!!! :D!!!!
CHAPPIE 1: THE GAM IS A FOOT
Sherlck an Jhon wer sitting in backstreet oen aftrenoon
nd john was like “sherlock there e was a murder and it was moriaty”
[sherlock was like “john im going oto geth teh milk” and john was all “oh my god fucking finally you lazy arse” so sherlock went and didn’t have a row with teh chin n pip machine because he is a super genis and wen he cam back john was gonE!!!1!

CHAPTEER 2: WHO TOK JOHN?!?!1
sherlock wass furios when he couldnt find john “where is john” he said anger. sherlock looked around for clus and he found a note on the table it was form moriatu and it sed, “I haf ur boyfriend john i kidnaped him and if u want him bak u need to figur out my case”
so hsrlock pulled ouat his phone adn he texted moarity and said “giv him back or ill kill you” he said and punched the wall whihc srcared mrs husdon becasue shelrock realized he lvoes john!!!!
“HO HO HO” said morairtie happy. “u cn’t kil me becaus I haf ur boyfirned jon and if u try to kil me I will kill him first” this made sherlocl anger so he said back “u can’t kep john he is from an army he will fight becaause he is solger”
But joh nwas tiedup i n chiarns and bom bs and todl sherlcok “DONT COM ITS NOT SAFE!” so moratiy laafed and told sherlcok “u wil have t play my gams just liek befr i left u thre clus in ur hose so u can find him” and shelrscok said mad “WHY??? WHY ARE U DOIN THIGS???” and moratiyt jus lafed agin.
“I WIL STOPE YOU AND I WIL SAFE JOHN AND YOU SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAFFER.” Said sherlock in to the fone then he hanged up. rememburring wat moriathy sed sherlock luked for the clus becausse he nedded to safe john because e loved him most

CAPH 3: THE FURST CLU
the furst palce sherlock loked whas in hte fridge because he knwo moratiy liekd to eate amost as much as his bfrother microf who wuz fatl,. Behignd the tak out shralock find a noote taht said “HAHAHAHA HESRLOCK THIS IS THE FISRT CLU. GO TO TEJ POOL FOR THE NXET ON”
Shelrock crunched th e note in his hand and said “I WILL GO 2 THIS POOL I WILL DO IT FOR JON” so eh jumped onto a taxi n sed to the diver, “go fast or john will dye” the drivre said “okay i will go fast” and he pooshed down on the petal
wen he got to the pool shrlock juped out of tha taxi adn into hte pool whers he loked in all the changin roms nd he founda pictur of john tat sed “SAFE ME SHERSCOK!” bt sherscock new that moratiy rote it. on the back of hte pictur it sed “go to theh most romnatic plac u no” in moriaty;s riting so shrlock got in a tazi for angleos.

CHAPTEI 4: A CLU AT ANGLEOS
wen sherlck got to angelowse he saw angelo who said to him “SHELROCK IT IZ GOOT TO SEE U but were iss john do u need a cantle?” and then sherloc sed “moratiuy stoll him and kinaped him and is betting him up and giving him posion i ned to safe him but i ned the clu first angleo have u seen any clus?” and then angelo sed “I FOND THIS IN MY PASTA IS IT CLU?” and then angelo gave shelrock a note
the noat sed “HAHAHAH ASHERLOCK COM TO BAACKSTREET BECAUSE I AM THER W/ JON” and shrlock cursd nad pnuchd the wall john had ben so cloose!!!!!

CHAPTR 5: MORATI AND SHRELOCK MEAT!!
MEANWHILE AT BACKERSTEET: John tride to excape but morearty was too strong so john said “Why do u do this why do u be so mean?” and moriarte said “because” and john said “because why” and moriatye said “because when i was lettle i used to get pick on by big kidz” and john felt sad for him a lettle but then rememburred he was tied up so he was angry again and sed “i was in the amy and i no how to battle good!”
so jon tied to punch mority and hit him in the nos!!! and mority staryted bleding frome the nos and sudnly shrlock came in and angry!!!!!!!
nd shelock ht mosrtiy to! and ten tied him up so he cudln’t get awai and shrlock said “wy did ud o dis morrity?” and nortiy startd cryin and said “becaue ur meanb ot molay and i lov her!” and ojhn said “thast not wut u told me” ad mortity sayd “U JUS DONT UNDSRSTAND BEACSUE NO OENN LOVES YOU!”
“I LOVES JOHN!” said shelrock so he kicked moriatyy in the fase. Sherlocj freed john and kisst hmi on the face until lestrude cam to arrest moriatyi.

CHATPESR 6: A HAPY EDNING
“Wow u wer so brace shrlock” said john
“so wer u john” said sherlock”
“I love u sheltrock” said john
“I love yo too jon” said sherlock
“but sherlock I am confuzsed” said john
“about wat my pumpkin?” said sherloft
“where is the milk?” said John
And Sherlock’s mouf dropped open!

TO BE CONTINUED?